five-second theater
Wow! Thanks for all your entries. I hope you're having as much fun writing these as I do reading them aloud.

This week's winner is newcomer Krizzer, who is this week's proud winner of pride. This entry was fun and surprising, and took me to places I didn't expect to go (that is, the video store). Congratulations, Krizzer!

PERSON "What Fresh Hell is this?"
VIDEO STORE CLERK "Dude, it's Fresh Hell III, the one where Pyschoticus freaks out in the laundromat and the sorority girls get pureed in the extractor!"
PERSON "Oh man, that's the best one!"

Casting suggestions are welcome. Good job to everyone. Please come back and play next week. Remember, you are the theater in five-second theater.