rewrite theater: we got a winner!
A funny and healthy selection of entries this week. But, alas, I have to choose one, and this week's proud winner of pride is Stennie!

INTERVIEWER: Don't people get confused?
OWNER OF THE BEST LITTLE HAIRHOUSE IN TEXAS: No. We're a hair salon, not a whore house.
INTERVIEWER: So you don't have sex with your clients for money.
OWNER OF THE BEST LITTLE HAIRHOUSE IN TEXAS: Oh, sure, we do THAT. Do you think that'll confuse people?

Congratulations, Stenn! (And, in case you found this page through Google, this is a work of fiction and any resemblance to actual dialog or actual businesses in Texas is purely coincidental. I hope.)