movies that shouldn't be made: the sequel

At first, I thought that Jim's post about the fourth installment of the Jurassic Park series was instead a blog about a remake of the Mystery Science Theater: 3000 classic PARTS: The Clonus Horror, this time starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johanssen. This time, Michael Bay is calling it "The Island," which is not much of a better name than the original. Perhaps as his next project, Michael Bay could remake Manos: The Hands of Fate. I've been waiting for the big-budget version of that infamous catfight.