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Things I did in Sandy Ago in the past week, in chronological order. I:

1) Had a nice tipsy evening at SeaWorld.
2) Met some great people.
3) Started a great lunch.
4) Slipped in the ladies room on some wet tile, and nearly passsed out from the searing pain in my knee.
5) Missed dessert.
6) Rode an ambulance to the hospital and waited there for four hours or so for them to diagnose a bruised knee and send me away on crutches.
7) Learned how to use crutches.
8) "Enjoyed" a "mystery main course" at a gala dinner.
9) Decided crutches were bullshit, and iced my injured knee overnight.
10) Went surfing, or more accurately, went falling off a surfboard repeatedly.
11) Learned how truly totally awesome balancing on a surfboard is.

You know, that was a memorable week.